REMEMBER WHEN HARRY SLAM DUNKED THIS KIDS ASS
marriage dude: do u take this person who is not a member of 1d to be your husband
me: i guess :/
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Mark will not order me room service hot wings and I’m mad
You were at a buffet 2 hours ago and you probably ate half your weight there
tbh if u really think that iphone users are elitists ask ANY nerd why they prefer android n they’ll go on and on for hours, insulting the phone, steve jobs, tim cook, their entire families, everyone that works for apple, the schools they all attended, and their mothers’ lasagna recipes
Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.
why do pop punk bands think they need like 6 opening bands. why? do you guys travel in packs? more people to chip in to order pizza? are you ALL getting out of this town???
All hail buffcat, the cutest and buffest adventurer there ever was!
Thanks for all the amazing stories, Josh and Dom!!
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This is fucking awesome! Look at dat MEW! #HatSkeleton
U ever on tumblr mobile and you can tell that a post is funny by the caption but the pic won’t load so you like it for later